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SO much stuff is going on. I feel like Im in a whirlwind and it isnt good and I just want to get out.

Moving home at the end of the month. Yup, good ole NY couldnt keep me away… or more like I couldnt find a job to take me to let me stay away.

Mom was diagnosed with Stage 1 Breast Cancer… so yeah…. how she told me? ” you can start buying all that pink crap now” I thought she meant VS Pink. Epic fail on my part!!

Positive, I got a door back on my room instead of the curtain and she says that I can have a mattress. (this makes it sound like I slept on the floor or something. Not quite but it was a futon and Im tired of sleeping on a damn futon!)

Hoping that being home and hopefully finding some sort of work will let me visit people. I desperately want to visit my baby cousin in San Francisco. I need the adventure. Plus it will help me decide if I really want to move there. I also want to visit my sorority sister in Phoenix.

Im hoping to also go back to using this more. I think now more then every I need to have an outlet for whats going on in my life.

OK back to packing the apartment. Ive only been here for a little over 3 years and I have so much JUNK! Good lord. And for some reason I can’t part with it. UGH

theglitterguide:

This print will look darling framed on a bar cart. 🍸💄 by Alponnsine on Etsy.  #elizabethtaylor

theglitterguide:

This print will look darling framed on a bar cart. 🍸💄 by Alponnsine on Etsy. #elizabethtaylor

escapadesinwonderland:

washingtonnationals:

Don’t ever let anyone tell you turning a double play is easy. Even if Ian Desmond & Danny Espinosa make it look that way. 

This was GREAT.

escapadesinwonderland:

washingtonnationals:

Don’t ever let anyone tell you turning a double play is easy. Even if Ian Desmond & Danny Espinosa make it look that way. 

This was GREAT.

brit:

Pecan Peach Crumble? Um, yes please! 

brit:

Pecan Peach Crumble? Um, yes please! 

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

So I submitted this to TC after posting on Tumblr because I was curious what the publication/review process was like (long story short they published it 8 hours later and now I am just REALLY interested in their review process and how they can be so efficient!!!!!) and landofthepine texted me last night and brought to my attention that this now has an absurd number of notes on Tumblr, and I just want to bring to everyone else’s attention that a) the most controversial comments about this have been a debate about whether Vaseline is actually safe for usage on your face (well if it’s not then Tyra Banks and I are slowly poisoning ourselves but also preventing wrinkles and I’m fine with that) and b) the internet is a weird and wonderful place and the creator of this included a credit with my name that has been preserved and that is just really awesome and appreciated.

I’ve had a really positive experience with Tumblr so far (minus the few loonies that took offense to my critique of the shit acting on “Major Crimes”, which is apparently THE HOT BUTTON ISSUE OF THE INTERNET, which is fucking weird, but anyway.) I know some people have not had such a purely positive experience, so I just want to offer some gratitude for the great people this platform has allowed me to meet, and for the easy outlet it has been that makes it easy for me to write, even if only for myself. Y’all are really great.

(via iloveyougildaradner)

Whitney is awesome and so is this list. (Except I’m in the scared-of-Vaseline camp, but what is friendship/life/the internet without a little disagreement?)

fullcredit:

ALERT
ALERT
JOE BIDEN IS ON INSTAGRAM (@VP)
HERE IS HIS FIRST PHOTO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HE IS FREAKING AWESOME! Like seriously… i hate politics but he makes me want to like politics.

fullcredit:

ALERT

ALERT

JOE BIDEN IS ON INSTAGRAM (@VP)

HERE IS HIS FIRST PHOTO

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HE IS FREAKING AWESOME! Like seriously… i hate politics but he makes me want to like politics.

dream bedroom

dream bedroom

girlsgotafacelikemurder:

misscinemafanatic:

Ross and his leather pants

Favourite friends scene ever

Just me and an old mansion #vanderbilt #historic #hydepark #mansion #hudsonvalley #iloveny

Just me and an old mansion #vanderbilt #historic #hydepark #mansion #hudsonvalley #iloveny